Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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