I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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