I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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