I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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