im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She's the barista slut.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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