On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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