A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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