So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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