There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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