Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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