I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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