found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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