Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i think im in europe. pls send help
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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