Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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