girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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