member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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