i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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