SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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