Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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