Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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