hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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