So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Randomize
