Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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