I can tuck mytits in my pants
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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