you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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