She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job