So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...