i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
