My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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