I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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