She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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