at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She bit a glass in half.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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