nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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