The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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