Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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