I heard we made out
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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