He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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