I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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