do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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