i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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