Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
NoShamevember. You game?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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