Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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