were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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