The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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