I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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