Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
