honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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