I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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