summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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