You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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