Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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