you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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