Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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