She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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