Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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