OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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