Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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