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He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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